Don’t Bother Mastering This Cleanse
(video below) Tsk. Tsk Beyonce! Why on earth would you drink urine to lose weight? Oh right… “Can you pay my bills…” Seems like money was the motivating factor as was not wanting to be “bootylicious”...
View ArticleTwilight: Breaking High Blood Pressure
So I have to come clean about something… I never have seen, nor will I ever see any Twilight movies. It almost pains me to even mention the damn trilogy. Some of you may stop reading right now,...
View ArticleJurassic Stomach Problems
I have a random Hollywood/Showbiz fact to tell all of you… But keep it on the DL. The Jurassic Park franchise is based off… My horrendous digestion! Steven Spielberg came over for dinner one evening...
View ArticleGwyneth Paltrow is Utterly Scrumptious
GiGi Eats Celebrities: That’s NOT false advertising! You may think that because Gwyneth Paltrow is mostly skin and bones she isn’t tasty at all… Well lean “food” can be delicious too!! Okay, I will now...
View ArticleThe Waterboy Hates Me
The Waterboy would be ABSOLUTELY PISSED if he reads what I am about to say… In fact, he would probably tackle me like a hungry lion would a gazelle. I like to live my life dangerously though so here...
View ArticleCatch Me If You Can!
HASTA LA VISTA U.S.A… Wait, no… I am French, I should be saying Au Revoir! But, I am not jetting over to Spain or France… Want to know my FLIGHTPLAN? I fly to Auckland, New Zealand (North Island)...
View ArticleOnce Upon A Time… I Had A Large Intestine: Part 1
Let me paint a little picture for all of you… But bear with me… I am no Vincent Van Gogh. Close your eyes and envision a girl… Laying on the cold, tiled bathroom floor… Gripping her knees and...
View ArticleLetting the Inside, Out: Fun Facts About The Movie, Inside Out
Being on the OUTSIDE just kinda sucks… WOMP. WOMP. HOWEVER… everyone at Disney and Pixar knows this, which is why they decided to create the movie INSIDE OUT … A movie that dives into the emotions of...
View ArticleSupplying Power On The Set Of A Movie
3 slices nitrate-laced, sugar-cured honey baked ham 1 slice of chemically constructed pepper jack cheese 1 leaf from a head of watery iceberg lettuce All smothered with creamy yellow mustard And...
View ArticleStar Wars, The Cookie Force Is Strong
In two stomachs… Not too far away… Cookies. Lots of [GiGi-Diet Approved] cookies [all thanks to Andrea’s Protein Cakery**]. These stomachs… Both on the brink of Thanksgiving-feast fullness… Must...
View ArticleMarvel Over These Superhero Superfoods
I may have cork-screwed myself off many big air jumps, popped off of half-pipe lips and thrown myself down cliff drops in the past… I may have even tamed bucking broncos back in the day… And currently…...
View ArticleIt’s Time For A Do Over
I am 10,000% POSITIVE that ALL OF YOU have wished at one point or another that you could “DO OVER” at least one crappy instance/decision/event in your life… For instance… Do any of these situations...
View ArticleKiss My Tucci… Chicken, That Is!
As you may recall from my last blog update… I am not a reader… So when THE HUNGER GAMES book trilogy popped up from THE CORE a few years ago… I made my own assumption… Read More The post Kiss My Tucci…...
View ArticleI Found A Quick Solution For You!
You’ve seen the Avengers movies (or at least you’ve heard about them… Because Disney’s advertising budget is bananas) and while you’re (hopefully) aware that this series of movies and the 37289473...
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